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TRAILER CHOIR - “OFF THE HILLBILLY HOOK”

It’s not even that this music is stupid, or that it joyously pig-in-it’s-own-shit perpetuates stereotypes. TRAILER CHOIR is a testament to the power of suits behind music. These folks are touring behind Toby Keith, filling the ears of tens of thousands of people in arenas across the country every night.

And I’m sure that a lot of the audience members dig it. I’m sure a lot of them think it sucks too, and is a mockery of their beloved genre. But I was presumptuous to think Toby Keith was legit or something. I thought to check out his myspace and he sucks too, a lot. In any case, a lot of people want to be off the hillbilly hook. They can’t wait to “rock the beer gut,” Bud held high, trucker cap spinning around on their head like a backwoods sparkler.

When will it be cool to rock the beer gut? Can you imagine azn hipster girls with beer guts? When will trucker hats stop being cool? When will Ashton Kutcher be cool again?

When will Trailer Choir play Coachella?

I am waiting for the Trailer Choir green screen contest.

Official Website: http://www.trailerchoir.com
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/trailerchoir

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